Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Destructus is Recruiting!


Tired of WoW socialites taking themselves too seriously? Well then do we have the guild for you!


We are a new casual minded "adult" social guild with our current focus set on leveling both ourselves and the guild.

We are taking members of all levels and experience! 





Our officers are a core group of IRL friends who have been hanging out and playing games together for quite a long time and would like to expand the experience. Therefore, it is more important for us to mesh well together as a team then for you to be an "Uber" dude with an "Uber-tude."

We are currently guild level 8, 85's gearing in heroics for raiding, and we are doing Sun-Mon night guild "Old Raid" runs. We of course have a tabard, as well as 4 bank tabs, and 25man ventrilo.

We are setting up our 10man core and have began clearing trash in BoT for epix!.

If this sounds like something you could be into please message or send in-game mail to one of our officers. (We are off & on throughout the day, however our core hours range from 6pm to Midnight realm time)
:


Raunchie
Nekkid
Moxiie
Jezster
Omega
Spudcannon
Blackheart
Reigndamage
Forplay
Senorchangg

Ossirian the Unscarred Cunt Punted!



Monday, February 28, 2011

Destructus Reaches Guild Level 8!




Now you can wrap it up and still be home before your wife gets suspicious!


  

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Stand Together or Fall Alone





I am sending this as a reminder so we don't all get so caught up on selfish gearing.

We are all reaching 85 now (some of us faster than others) and I wanted to remind us all that we are a guild of friends first and foremost. We signed up to play together… if we are not then what is the point of the guild.

I understand we all want to see endgame content but let's do it together as a group of friends instead individuals with giant epeens.

Help those who need help, (not everyone has time to surf
websites for info)

We will get there and it will be all the more badass when we get the rewards together as a guild of friends. I would hate to see us abandon one another and join other guilds just because we can't do the simple task of helping each other catch up.

Stand together or fall alone!


Tuesday, February 15, 2011



When you stop in to any participating dungeon... you will instantly receive a 10% rebate on all durability loss. We pass the savings on to you! 

Thank you come again!

No but really this isn't a library... buy something or get the fuck out now!


Items take 10% less durability loss when you die.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Welcome the new Ambassador additions!

















Somehow these buttholes weaseled their way into Ambassadorship. 

Congratulate them... or don't. These 2 should be nice additions in helping Reigndamage scare away the prospective guildies!






Sunday, February 6, 2011

Destructus Reaches Guild Level 6!



... Coming again to save the Mother Fuck'n day YEAH!




Experience gained from killing monsters and completing quests increased by 10%

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Destructus Reaches Guild Level 5!



We are rich bitch and it is raining women! or men? Just make sure you check their "sock drawer" before you dive in!


Each time you loot money from an enemy, an extra 5% money is generated and deposited directly into your guild bank.


Reign Supreme!

Reign reached level 85 on 1/14/11


Now if we can only get him to fire his DPS in the right direction!!!





Another One Bites the Dust!


Man down! Man down!.. err Woman Down! Enjoy your new life in the World...
of Warcraft!

Haven't posted in a while...

... so here is a bunch of old new shit! LOOK UP ^


Saturday, January 8, 2011

The Guild Flasher


This post was made for the purposes of flashing Flasher our appreciation for his unceasing contributions!  Enjoy the full moon, and hail to Flasher for consistently earning Top Weekly Contributor! 

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Destructus Reaches Guild Level 4!


Go ahead Mr. Popularity, take the level 4 victory motorboat! You know you want to! Now if only there were 4 boobs... Oh well! With it comes a perk:



Reputation gained from killing monsters and completing quests increased by 5%