Destructus Guild: Ranking

Banker:

A material girl in a material world, the "Banker" is the Guild Gold Digger. She'll gladly take your coin for the "betterment of the guild" and promise not to take a cut. Because let's face it, money don't grow on trees - we got bills to pay, got mouths to feed. Ain't nothin' in this world for free!

So what exactly does the Banker DO, you ask? Well here it is so make sure you pay attention this time:

Maintain the Guild Bank by organizing and clearing out old inventory
Keep track of gold flow
Guild store merchant (sells guild items)
Enforce Guild Bank rules

Guild Master:

Fearless Leader? Maybe. Douche that runs Destructus? Definitely. And there can only be one, so don’t be a douche or you’re outta here!

Love him or hate him, either way he’s the kinda guy that got to where he is, not by beating around the bush, but by beating people’s faces in. As his name suggests, Nekkid is a guy who really appreciates quality T&A. But what does he REALLY do around here? Well here it is, all laid out - that’s right, I said LAID:

Sets the rules
Delegates duties to Destructus Officers
Kicks people out (If you were kicked, you probably been MIA too long, or being douche)
Sets up guild features
A little of this, a little of that. He likes to get his hands on everything
…like bewbs.

Party Liaisons:
No they’re not brothers, they’re not even related, but they go together like a bong & a blintz. Ever been talked into jumping off the Violet Citadel? Or have you ever found yourself dead after jumping a cliff, into water that was hard enough to walk on? Yes, that is a typical day when the Party Liaisons are throwing the party - don’t worry about all the hostility, it’s all in the name of fun!

So now you must be thinking what exactly do these guys do, besides try to get each other killed all the time? Ask and you shall receive:

Runs guild parties and raids
Gathers necessary intel on activities such as dungeons and pvp
Oversees attendance on guild events / activities
You know, the people to go to if you want to schedule somethin’ for the guild

Guild Nazi:

A man of few words. He doesn’t say much, but when he does, you’ll never forget it...No matter how hard you try. Are you into pr0n? If you weren’t before, you will be.

YOU WILL BE!
Rockin’ more toons than the Gods of Azeroth, he knows his gear and his game - and if yours is sub-par, you better believe he’ll call you on it.

Here’s how the Guild Nazi helps you BE PREPARED:

Gear check
Dungeon guide
Overall knowledge base
Here’s a knee-slapper: the Man of few words also runs Vent

Guild Ambassador:

As the head of HR (Horde Resources) for Destructus, the Ambassador is the polar opposite of the Guild Nazi - gettin’ him to shut up is the trick! He is the Guild’s Drunken Comedian, his perpetual state of insobriety will make him love everyone, including your mother. If you can keep up with his verbal insanity, then you’ll probably fit right in.

Here’s what he’s all about:

Guild Recruitment
The Jack-of-all-trades of Officers, he takes the role in need of help
Conveys the mood of the guild, recruits will know if this is the right guild for them

Veteran:

You have survived all our crap long enough that we really like you!

You're an active member that meshes perfectly with our guild values and is quick offer help to those below you.
A team player who consistently shows leadership and is all about the betterment of the guild.
You are now considered a core member and will have a spot in guild Raids / PvP / etc.